I'm so over the rainbow
I woke up this morning to find a huge purple bruise on my thigh from where I crashed into something on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.After admiring my fabulous hematoma, I noticed one of my children had yellow gunk coming from her nose. Nice. Upon his waking, I saw that my other child had green gunk coming from his nose. Perfect.
And the dog? Somehow the dog has given himself a blue asshole. And no, I'm not speaking euphamistically or about an alcoholic drink popular with college students (though "blue asshole" would be a perfect name for a shot). My dog actually, physically, has a blue asshole.
Apparently, while blissfully slumbering last night, an Evil Rainbow descended upon my house and exploded.
I should take pictures.
posted by haikumama @ 10:39 AM
1 Comments:
this made me smile. bastard elves and their evil rainbows!
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