Knoxville, however, wasn't ready to let go. Upon backing the stuffed-full U-Haul out of our oddly sloped driveway, the truck's trailer hitch imbedded into the street, wedging the thing in our driveway like a bloated tick after tapping a hemophiliac. Numerous attempts were tried to pop the damned thing out, including our NASCAR-loving next door neighbor constructing a crude system of ramps and levers out of scrap lumber. There was much swearing. Still, it was stuck like Augustus in Wonka's chocolate syphon. An hour later, a tow truck was summoned. Five minutes after he arrived, we were $50 lighter and on the road.

It didn't end there, of course. We still had to travel to the U-Haul depot to have a car trailer installed, then have the car we weren't driving loaded upon it. Forty-five minutes tops, they'd assured us. An hour and a half later we were still there, wilting in 90+ degree heat while a mechanic futzed with the trailer's brake lights, which refused to work. In the time it would have taken us to hitch on another trailer and cook a three-course lunch, he figured it out and the lights worked. By Maryland, the left side no longer functioned. We didn't care by that point, simply because we were thrilled that the whole thing was still moving, given that it wouldn't go above 50 and backfired a couple of times an hour.

Eventually, we'll look back on the adventure and laugh -- and not in that "what now?" crazy kind of way. It was like labor. When you are going through it, you make mental note to never, ever do it again. And, yet, you frequently do, simply because you've forgotten, once again, how truly unpleasant the experience can be.

Still, we are here and we are safe. This is the important part.

What's amazing is how quickly it all came together. We managed to find a house to move in to that was in our price range and standing empty. I found a job -- currently, I'm teaching at the same SUNY school where the hub is on faculty -- and actually started a few days before he did. All of the pertinent utilities were easy to arrange and we've found necessities like banks, liquor stores and groceries with ease. As much as I hate to cop to my loosely held beliefs in such things, the stars did align for this odd move and it almost seems like there is another hand at work here. Perhaps it is simply my inability to find all of my kitchen utensils that makes me wax divine.

Asking for help makes me feel like a shitty mom, like I should be ashamed of wanting to put my child in full-time care. I should be able to do this. And, yet, clearly, I can't.

What adds another stick on my pitiful fire is that there's nothing anyone can do to help. Hands are tied by state regulations and fire code. The child care center simply doesn't have a spot and we are forced to bide our time until one opens up, if one opens up. A second center, which I don't like nearly as much, can cover a few hours here and there, but it's such a pain in the bottom to schlep baby and gear from place to place. But my options are few, at this point. While I have some uncles who, for the right price, would lean on one of the families in the center I love and convince them to move far, far away, that approach strikes me as a tad heavy-handed. If I'm patient, I'm sure it'll all work out. It always does, just never quite in the way you had planned.